Hunger Pangs

I wanted to consume everything in the fridge before everyone got home from work. This would be my way of getting back at the world. Consume it all, then laugh as they opened the cupboards only to find them so empty, and so cold.
First I lashed into the pudding and eggs, then I moved onto the Fritos and Tuna salad. I ate so much Boston Lettuce that my heart felt like it was going to explode. I drank all the apple juice concentrate, and what was left of the cornbread. I did this because I wanted to. I did all of this because I needed to.