Skrimpson

"Tiny Gumdrops From the Sea" is written in black ink over my bed. Each letter crafted in perfect calligraphy. My wife must have written it before she left for Spokane - but I can't for the life of me remember why or when.
I walk to the window totally naked except for the black leather O.J. Skrimpson gloves I am wearing. My lips are quivering, trying to mouth the names of the entire cast from the hit smash sitcom Golden Girls. My mind races as I try to place the southern character's name, but I just can't seem to remember it... and because of this, I am totally devastated.