Sophomore Chit

Dear Ms. Leaser,

I am writing tell you about an interesting dream I had on the evening of the 12th. It was all quite vivid. You were there. You wore nothing. It was tremendous.
Let me know if you want to take it to the next level.

All good things,

Billy Jenkins

PS-I hope this doesn't effect our teacher student relationship. That would be too much for me to bare at this juncture in my life. I just don't have the strength to 'say no' to myself anymore.