Mama Gave me the Serum

The hour grew late... much too late for a child of eight to be up and about. He complained of stomach pains, most likely brought on by the over consumption of Pizza Hut Pan Pizza combined with several cans of cola.

"Mama, my belly hurts. Please, help me Mama." moaned the boy.
"Rest easy child while I go fetch the Serum." she replied.

Making haste she filled a table spoon full of Ipecac Serum, which the boy greedily took down.
Shortly there after, he was bent over the kitchen sink, purging forth the half digested dough and cheese.

"Thank you mama, I do believe I feel better."
"Don't thank me son, thank the Serum... Thank the Serum."

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