Monday, October 22, 2007

Shunned by the Sandwich Martyrs

Thunder clouds roll in and engulf the Mountain of Zeus... the rains lash Elahu as he reaches the summit.

(The voice of Zeus booms down from the heavens above)

"Elahu, you have broken what was once sacred, and ye shall be damned."

"...but father, I beg you for forgiveness." cries Elahu

"You should have thought about that before you ran off with my wife."

"Yeah, well hindsight is always 20/20."


Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes down upon Elahu incinerating him into oblivion.

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