Mophesto the Wayfaring Magician

Hey Leonard,

I hope you and the fam can make it to our little holiday party on Friday night.
On behalf of Linda and the kids, we are extremely excited to announce that Mophesto the Wayfaring Magician will be performing all of his greatest illusions and tricks to warm our hearts.

They say that Mophesto was trained by a traveling band of circus gypsies. These gypsies showed him all of their enchanting secrets and potions.
His skill set includes; fire eating, card tricks, crazy gems, golden amulet, and his seemingly flawless sleight of hand. The show is second to none!

A Mophesto performance is captivating in every sense of the word. However I must warn you that at the end of every show Mophesto sheds a tear... you must look closely to see it, but it serves as a window into his checkered past.

You see, before Mophesto became a magician he was a Russian Assassin in the Red Army. He would perform horrific acts of torture on his victims and their families, before slowly and excruciatingly ending their lives. You must never question Mophesto - and avoid eye contact with him at all costs.

All that aside he is one hell of a magician. The party starts at 8, and don't forget to bring the kids.

See you then,

Jacobi