Pseudoscience

Dear Casandra,

I regret to inform you that we are revoking your license to practice Paranormal Psychology in the state of Delaware. It should be obvious to you now that we take all of our work here very seriously.

Not only are you an embarrassment to your team, but you are a disgrace to yourself as a human being.

First off, you lied on your application saying that you had ESP. We were able to overlook this. However, shortly thereafter you published fraudulent data concerning the Lesbian Vampires of Lilith Lake. Thus alerting local vampire covens of our 10 year investigation and hunting techniques.
This reflects poorly on our organization, and makes us look like fools to the competition. We also discovered that Zehikia, the Vampire Overlord of the Tri-state area is no longer taking our phone calls... So congratulations on fucking that up.

You will need to have your desk cleaned out no later than 2pm on Tuesday the 22nd.

May god have mercy on your soul,

Jack Laurner
VICE CHAIRMAN