Madeline rushes around her bedroom in preparation for the afternoon tea party she is hosting for all of her favorite dolls and stuffed animals.
When everything is in place the festivities begin.
"Would you like some more sweet tea Patsy Bear?
Or what about you Snookie, would you care for some Crème Cakes?
Ms. Deveruex your dress looks simply divine."
Madeline goes on like this for the better part of an hour...
But she is suddenly interrupted when Pasty Bear comes to life, his button eyes filled with rage.
"You know what I would like Madeline!? You know what I would really like! A Vinegar Sub! Can you make that happen!?" the bear protests
Shocked that the toy bear can actually talk, she replies in a whimpering voice...
"What is a vinegar sub?"
"Bitch!! Its just a hero... with vinegar on it!"
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