Oh the drama! Oh the horrible pain that occurred when walking to the market last Tuesday!
It was supposed to be a simple trip to the corner store for a gallon of whole milk and some Skittles... but oh my lord, it turned into a flaming nightmare from the 5th dimension!
In a matter of 10 minutes - I was attacked by a rabid dog, poisoned by a rancid shell fish, and forced to eat a broken glass sandwich...
Ultimately, I lost all sense of space and time... Which is a real shame, because I need to have all my senses keen for the upcoming Social Debate on Friday, at Town Hall.
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