The Bachelor Party Started downtown at China Yan's Massage Palace. Vinny and Tone-Tone paid for my lap dances and kept the Bellini's coming. Little William was so geeked off of Mai Tais that we had to send him home early in a cab; he puked all over his pants... it was awesome.
Next we stopped off at Houdini Haus for some Sharp Shooters and Slam Zangers. Vinny gave me these blue pills that I happily washed down with a cold Bellini Cooler. I asked the DJ to crank Peter Gabriel's hit smash tune "Bigtime" and we slam danced into the city night.
Somehow we stumbled down to the riverside, and Tone-Tone dared me to walk out into the water... I was in no position to turn him down, so I ventured out into the deep. I didn't get 15 feet when I felt the current wash me downstream... then everything went dark.
The next thing I remember I woke up face down, on the shores of Liberty Island. I could hear sea gulls crying their morning song, as waves washed over my lower half. The sun was rising behind the great statue, and I couldn't help but wonder what it truly means to be free.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Statueoflibertyfromtheairdec2007.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellini_(cocktail)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0FBi5Rv1ho
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