A Shimmy 2 Step

After a botched career as a solo folk-funk recording artist, I became known as the South Six Stalker. I'd Stalk in the evenings, and I'd stalk in the mornings... but never on Sundays, for that is the day of rest.

I would creep about in the shadows, wearing my black cloak and silent Ninjutsu boots. Nobody could see or hear my silent approach. When I was close behind my victim, I would tap them on the shoulder, then vanish into the shadows once again. Leaving them in a state of panic and confusion. Sometimes from the shadows I would whisper, "Chipotle..."

This routine of stalking and tapping got boring after awhile. I wasn't getting any of the recognition I felt I deserved. So instead of vanishing after the tapping; I would jump back out of the shadows, then dance my Shimmy 2-Step Jig.
To the delight of my victims, I was a natural at the 2-step. Eventually word got around to some of the producers of the hit musical, Jesus and Moses Space Jamboree. They offered me the part of Lead Male Dancer. Now people from all over the world come to see me throw down my wicked moves, under the bright lights of Broadway.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimmy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipotle