It came as quite a shock to Yules' when he was struck by the lightning bolts. Not once, not twice, but three times did the electric charges from Zeus have their way with his lanky physique.
In an instant his hair turned from a deep rich brown, almost auburn in some lights; to a ghostly pale white. His senses of vision and smell increased ten fold. He gained the strength of 12 mortal men. His mind was able to perform complex mathematical equations in mere seconds.
But with all of the wonderful gifts that the lightning gods bestowed upon him, he still couldn't hold down a steady job at the local Dairy Queen... and this my good friends, eventually lead to his undoing in a life of male prostitution.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_Queen
Monday, April 7, 2008
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