Eating Crow

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am in a terrible place.

Go on my son, tell me what happened.

I tried to hurt my friend by baking a casserole filled with crow meat. I told him it was chicken. He got terribly sick! Oh lord what have I done! What shall I do now father?!

You oughta fuckin stay the hell away from things you know nothing about.

Then the divider partition closed, and no more was said that day.