Hot Timez

"Ooowee Clarence those tappy shoes you wear, they so fine! I gotta get me some of them shoes." Explained Bernard

"Well you can have these ones here. I ain't using em no more."

Clarenece hands Bernard the Tap Shoes and he puts them on. Then he does a little 2 step on the street corner.

"Oh man they fit good! And would you look at them shine in the light? Oh boy!"

"We gotta get out of this heat Clarence. I'm gonna melt me right into this here side walk. You know we could go get us some a that fine sweet iced tea? You know the kind Ms. Jenkins makes? I simply love a cool glass on a hot day like dis one."

"Have you lost your goddamned mind you crazy ass mofo?! I ain't gonna get no iced tea out here. Them Intergalactic Space Droids is landing here any minute; and when they do they gonna blow this place to kingdom come with they asteroid guns and tazer bombs! Any man stay around here is gonna get his self keeled."

To this Clarence gave Bernard a strange look, scratched his balls 3 times, then spit on the curb.