Tronic

The forest was dark. Almost too dark for mortal eyes to see. The only light was from soft moonbeams that danced about the forest floor. Cold winds rushed in and out of the windy pines, creating an eerie howl.
Pierre had been following the trail of blood for hours. At this speed it was amazing that he hadn't caught up to them yet. The directions he was given said to follow the path to the Elders home. But why? The Elders had been gone for ages now.
As he approached a clearing he could see the house was close by. With great stealth he approached the front door and crept into the dark front room.
Suddenly a strobe light turned on. "Surprise!!" yelled a crowd of people.
Lights were flashing everywhere. Then Technotronic kicked in over the loud speakers. "Pump up the Jam... Pump it up, now pump it."
All of his friends were there cheering! Even his second wife Sandy was there. She had 2 different sized breasts. He can remember the way she ate every meal with chop sticks, and the way in the mornings she smelled of Taco Bell. He recalled her yellow teeth, which nibbled upon his toes and back.
He tried to steady his mind, but the Technotronic took hold of him, and he busted into a freakout groove.
"Make my day, make my day, Make my make my make make my day."
...and so it went.

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