Marion hustles around the kitchen preparing a great feast for when the guests arrive. Maids and Butlers rush in and out carrying large trays. Lloyd Allen, the Head Butler is going over the final preparations.
"Oh this is going to be a stupendous event Lloyd Allen! All the preparations have been made for when the guests arrive."
"That is good news Marion. Everything must be spot on. I won't have any more foul ups like the last the time the guests arrived. Now have you prepared the famous stew?"
"Check."
"...and have the candelabras been shined?"
"Check."
"...and have you waxed old man McGreevy's nut sack?"
"Oh fiddlesticks! I knew I was forgetting something."
"Now Marion, that was the one thing I stressed. Old man McGreevy needs his sack freshly waxed before any major event or else he is liable to have a conniption fit in front of all of the guests! I have told you this 1000 times... all of our jobs depend on it. This task must be completed, when the guests arrive."
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