Barnaban the Toothless

Barnaban the Toothless was know by many names. Some called him Eagle Heart, while others called him Willow Penis. Regardless of what name he took, he had a reputation for doing many great things.

However, because he was toothless he could never chew solid foods. All of his meals had to be ground into a paste or putty for him to consume. His favorite meal being Flank Steak - a rare treat that would take hours to grind into semi-liquid form.

Aside from the eating problems, Barnaban the Toothless had trouble finding a wife. Women admired his many deeds, but found his toothless pink gums revolting. This troubled Baranaban, so he looked for an answer to his predicament.

So it came to pass that in August of 1998 Barnaban the Toothless purchased a pair of dentures and was toothless no more. He then adopted the name Willow Penis full-time, which in turn opened up a door to a host of new problems.