Holy shit Malory you were so blasted off of Cereal Drink the other night! Your eyes were bleeding and you heart was on fire. Never have I seen someone take down so much Cereal Drink!
No wonder I woke up feeling like hell... oh man what a night. You know I threw up blood for two days straight after that? I had 12 panic attacks, and strangled my dog to death with an extension chord. I thought he was a hell demon trying to steal my soul!
Yeah but you have to admit that it was worth it? What an epic night!
Yeah ok you're right... It was totally worth it.
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