Snarlin’ Jack

SJ: That's right Boi... you hear me real good. Real loud and good - and now you will do as I command Boi - oh yes, just as I command.

Boi: What would you have me do Sir? My troubles are many but my burdens are few. Just say the words and I will do as you say.

SJ: Ahhhh yes Boi, just as I says. Now you gonna slay that there dog Boi. See that there old whimperin' hound. He’s over there Boi, toilin’ about in his old skin? You will take the blade to him Boi! Oh yes Boi straight to him. You gonna gut him like a fish Boi. Cause that’s what you do - and you do as I says... Boi.

Boi: Fine. I will do as you say. I will honor your tradition and slash that there pooch. It is as the gods command.

S.J: That’s real good now Boi. Yes, yes... real good and fine. Now get to slashin’!

With that the boy grabbed the rusty blade and slashed the throat of the old hound. Blood ran forth onto his white Ked’s, staining them coppery brown. From that day forth he was know to the common folk as Dogslayer. Women and babes fled before him. Grown men avoided eye contact with him and told their sons tales of his misdeeds.
It is said that he retreated into shadow and took an evil wench for his wife. Together they would rule the rotten crypts by Oldtown and exclusively order takeout from McDonald's... more specifically, items off of the dollar menu.