Your Humble Co-Worker

This is an excerpt from an email about a possible road trip. Take from it what you will.

Jimmy's idea about a road trip to Cali is about the best thing these ears have heard in a long thyme. I know that we need to be prepared both physically and mentally for this trip. Mike and I have a head start on you two because we have recently committed to pumping iron. We follow a strict regimen and code. Monday is chest and shoulders alternating every other day to hit core muscles. It was all mikes idea... I just followed suit.
Mike has also taken the liberty to order us some jumpsuits for the trip. We will truly put them to the test... Via interstate 70 straight through the heart of middle America, until finally we bask in the glory of the pacific. We will look west at the setting sun, all the while keeping our feet on the ground, and our gaze to the future.

Then we will dine on garnish hen and grizzly-fowl. we will drink glennfiddich by the barrel, and speak the language of the gods.

Sounds pretty good to me.