This Chat is off the Record

Chat about the potential for the Apprentice.

me: my boss is trying to get me on the apprentice
Michael: that's odd
me: just for one episode
Michael: you don't really have a business background
oh, i see
me: they need a designer for a project
Michael: well, that would be the shit
me: yeah funny right
they may film here
then do that
Michael: i hope it works out
me: maybe
it would be an experience thats all
Michael: yeah, i mean - it'd be cool
you can admit that
you'd be on TV
national tv
no need to downplay it to be a hipster
me: i know its not that
its just it would be on a weekend
take a long time
you know
it would be good though i guess so
Michael: oh sweet Jesus!
stop it already!
me: sorry
Michael: who gives a shit what you have to do - you'd be on a show watched by 10 million people, and not doing something gay
doing what you do!
it would be good for your career
me: yes
Michael: you know what that would do in a interview, telling how you oversaw a project on the apprentice
they wouldn't let any fucking schmuck do that!
me: Booyah!