Sea Bird Life

SON: Oh Daddy, why can't we be like the sea birds? They fly so high, they sing so sweet.

PAPA: Well son, if we were like the sea birds then we wouldn't have a nice house, and nice things. You wouldn't have nice clothes and schools to teach you the ways of life.

SON: I wouldn't mind papa... I wouldn't miss our house or our worldly possessions. They don't mean that much to me because we would live in the trees, and sail above the waves. It would be so beautiful papa, can you see it too?

PAPA: You ungrateful little shit... Keep quiet and eat your Fruit Loops.

SON: (Sigh)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Loops