Unattended Baggage

The waitress Shelby approaches Mr. Mcgregor at the airport cocktail lounge. The time is 5:45pm. The lounge is noisy.

Shelby: "Sir, your baggage is so unattended that you might as well just go off to Thailand and leave it behind for good."

Mcgregor: "I beg your pardon. That baggage is very much so attended to. It just looks lonely, because it is broken hearted; like it's owner."

Shelby: "Oh well, yeah... come to think of it, that baggage is broken hearted. I guess that I just didn't notice."

Mcgregor "That's ok, not many people do. Now go get me a fucking drink."

Shelby: "And what will you be having?"

Mcgregor: "Whiskey... 2 cubes."

Shelby: "You got it you lying bucket of piss."