Tyrone

Tyrone and I had been riding around in circles for what seemed like hours. I must of smoked at least ten Newports, and eaten 2 bags of Skittles. I couldn't help but wonder what we were really doing on this side of town, and who it was we were looking for. I knew better then to question Tyrone. Nobody questioned Tyrone; nobody... Somehow the discussion of cell phone radiation came up.

"This shit is not safe man. Think about it..." I said

"I know that the studies are out there, but I hear both sides of the story, and they seem to have conflicting arguments." replied Tyrone

"Everyday you are carrying that thing around in your pocket. Do you know how close it is to your nuts? Just think about how often that thing is sending electro-charges through your nuts!"

"My nuts is already so electro-charged you have no idea son!" exclaimed Tyrone

...I couldn't argue with him. When Tyrone said his nuts were elctro-charged, that meant that his nuts were electro-charged. After all he was Tyrone; and nobody questioned Tyrone.